interview with my sister

me: how old are you?

maggie: six

me: what did you do today?

maggie: i played with my friend, she came over today.

me: who is it? 

maggie: emma 

me: emma's not your friend

maggie: she's both of our friends

me: if you could do anything right now what would it be?

maggie: can I watch tv

me: yeah I guess

maggie: okay, yeah

me: what's your favorite song?

maggie: firework by katy perry

me: do you like rap music?

maggie: yeah

me: why?

maggie: because it's fast and I like fast stuff

me: do you want to get married?

maggie: uh, no

maggie: one time did you do that?

me: what, get married?

maggie: yeah

me: uh, no 

maggie: don't you have to do that though? get married?

me: no

maggie: well what do you do then?

me: just live by yourself or with friends or something

maggie: what time is it?

me: 7:45

maggie: is 3:30 daytime?

me: yeah, i guess

me: where do you see yourself in ten years?

maggie: what does that mean?

me: like what will you be doing in ten years?

maggie: what did you do

me: uh, just like driving and going to high school and stuff

maggie: i don't know. maybe going to disneyworld

me: do you like school?

maggie: uh, yes

me: do you want to go to college?

maggie: did you go to college?

me: yeah

maggie: yeah, i do

maggie: do you have boys in your class?

me: yeah

maggie: me too

me: what do you think college is like?

maggie: do y'all sing?

me: no

me: what are you scared of?

maggie: a snake

me: what's your favorite smell?

maggie: what's your favorite smell?

me: i don't know i like rubber and leather kind of

maggie: yeah i want that. is that the same as your shoes?

me: kind of

me: do you ever think i'm annoying?

maggie: no (laughs a lot and says 'annoying')

maggie: why'd you do that question? you did some good questions. 

me: what's your favorite food?

maggie: probably taco casa

me: what do you order there?

maggie: chicken tacos, do you like chicken tacos?

me: yeah, i get chicken burritos

me: do you like eating?

maggie: yes, i love eating. it's so fun. but i don't like to get fat, i just want to tell you that.

maggie: not going to get fat and have a baby

me: you're not going to have a baby?

maggie: do you want to have a baby

me: no

maggie: WHY

me: i just don't want to, do you?

maggie: i want to have a baby boy and a baby girl

maggie: hey madison, do you think i'm annoying

me: no

maggie: do you like the smell of my hair? smell it

me: yeah, do you?

maggie: yeah

me: i'm going to put this on the internet

maggie: okay, i don't care

maggie: do you know some people and they don't know me?

me: yeah

maggie: are they going to say 'that little dumbo' what if they say that?

me: they won't

maggie: little dude, ask me some more questions

me: which one of my friends is your favorite

maggie: you know that one that's a nurse

me: yeah

maggie: well i like her is it danielle? or joelle?

me: no it's amber

maggie: amber is pretty and she's funny sometimes, do you think she's funny?

me: yeah

maggie: does she ask you questions on the computer

me: sometimes

maggie: is amber the person you were texting a minute ago (the person i was talking to on chat)

me: no that was sara

maggie: who is sara

me: she lives in california

maggie: do they have boyfriends?

me: yes

maggie: why do you not have a boyfriend?

me: (silence)

maggie: does amber have a boyfriend?

me: yeah

maggie: well one time i asked her if she had one and she said no

maggie: was she trickin?

me: uh, i don't know

maggie: (to my stepmom) hey, can i sleep with her?